A E
I have this thing where I get
B C#m
older but just never wiser
A E B C#m
Midnights become my afternoons
A E B
When my depression works the graveyard
shift
C#m A E
All of the people I’ve ghosted stand
B C#m
there in the room
[Pre-chorus 1]
A E B
I should not be left to my own devices
C#m A
They come with prices and vices
E B C#m
I end up in crisis Tale as old as time
A E B
I wake up screaming from dreaming
C#m A
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
E B
Cause you got tired of my scheming
C#m
For the last time
A E
It’s me, hi
B C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E B C#m
At tea time, everybody agrees
A E B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
But never in the mirror
A E
It must be exhausting
B C#m
Always rooting for the anti-hero
A E B
Sometimes I feel like everybody
C#m
is a sexy baby
A E B C#m
And I’m a monster on the hill
A E
Too big to hang out, slowly
B C#m
lurching toward
your favorite city
A E
Pierced through the heart,
B C#m
but never killed
A E B
Did you hear my covert narcissism
C#m A
I disguise as altruism
E B
Like some kind of congressman
C#m
Tale as old as time
A E B
I wake up screaming from dreaming
C#m A
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
E B
And life will lose all its meaning
C#m
For the last time
A E
It’s me, hi
B C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E B C#m
At tea time, everybody agrees
A E B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
But never in the mirror
A E
It must be exhausting
B C#m
Always rooting for the anti-hero
A E B
I have this dream my daughter-in-law
C#m
kills me for the money
A E
She thinks I left them in
B C#m
the will
A E B
The family gathers around and reads
C#m
it and someone screams out
A E
“She’s laughing up at us
B C#m
from hell!”
A E
It’s me, hi,
B C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E
It’s me, hi
B C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E B C#m
It’s me, hi, everybody agrees
A E B C#m
Everybody agrees…
A E
It’s me, hi
B C#m
I’m the problem, it’s me
A E B C#m
At tea time, everybody agrees
A E B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
C#m
But never in the mirror
A E
It must be exhausting
B C#m
Always rooting for the anti-hero