Cm ADUHHH! Doctor doctor Cm It been a minute See I got this pain Cm And I been meanin’ to visit But then I realised It ain’t no emergency G# I knew what was hurtin’ me That I'm just so damn pretty it hurts Cm Aduh duh aduh duh aduh duh aduh aduh G# Cm aduh duh duh aduh aduh (Cause I’m just so damn pretty it hurts) Cm Aduh duh aduh duh aduh duh aduh aduh G# Cm aduh duh duh aduh aduh (Cause I’m just so damn pretty it hurts) Cm I'm the man I don't need to pretend I got bands that could easily offend you G# It ain't personal man, I’m professional Cm I could fly to Penang in a Cessna Pull up to the Ascott pool with my dad bod Feeling like I just hit the jackpot G# All these cougars lookin’ mad hot, wanna get a Cm snapshot But I ain’t no mascot ooh ADUH! Cm Gosh dang son My mama says I’m handsome G# My mama’s mama says I’m handsome Cm Even your mama thinks I’m handsome Cm All my aunties say I’m handsome Cm Your sidechick thinks I’m handsome G# Your hamster thinks I’m handsome Cm If you think I’m handsome put your hands up say Cm Aduh duh aduh duh aduh duh aduh aduh G# Cm aduh duh duh aduh aduh (Cause I’m just so damn pretty it hurts) Cm Aduh duh aduh duh aduh duh aduh aduh G# Cm aduh duh duh aduh aduh (Cause I’m just so damn pretty it hurts) Cm 34 with that manly cleavage Decked out in a trendy sleeveless You can gently G# squeeze em’ But I don’t even need a hand to see them Cm thangs Clappin’ like denggi season Cm I don’t gotta make it any easier for you to snap a mediocre pic of me for social media G# I don’t gotta boast to anybody cause my mama Cm Knows I made it, got my name and face on Wikipedia Cm That’s facts son I dont gotta cap son G# My ghost buddy said I’m handsome Cm Sheesh, even Douglas said I’m handsome Cm All my aunties say I’m handsome Cm Your sidechick thinks I’m handsome G# Your hamster thinks I’m handsome Cm If you think I’m handsome put your hands up say Cm Aduh duh aduh duh aduh duh aduh aduh G# Cm aduh duh duh aduh aduh (Cause I’m just so damn pretty it hurts) Cm Aduh duh aduh duh aduh duh aduh aduh G# Cm aduh duh duh aduh aduh (Cause I’m just so damn pretty it hurts) aduh