A E I have this thing where I get B C#m older but just never wiser A E B C#m Midnights become my afternoons A E B When my depression works the graveyard shift C#m A E All of the people I’ve ghosted stand B C#m there in the room [Pre-chorus 1] A E B I should not be left to my own devices C#m A They come with prices and vices E B C#m I end up in crisis Tale as old as time A E B I wake up screaming from dreaming C#m A One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving E B Cause you got tired of my scheming C#m For the last time A E It’s me, hi B C#m I’m the problem, it’s me A E B C#m At tea time, everybody agrees A E B I’ll stare directly at the sun C#m But never in the mirror A E It must be exhausting B C#m Always rooting for the anti-hero A E B Sometimes I feel like everybody C#m is a sexy baby A E B C#m And I’m a monster on the hill A E Too big to hang out, slowly B C#m lurching toward your favorite city A E Pierced through the heart, B C#m but never killed A E B Did you hear my covert narcissism C#m A I disguise as altruism E B Like some kind of congressman C#m Tale as old as time A E B I wake up screaming from dreaming C#m A One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving E B And life will lose all its meaning C#m For the last time A E It’s me, hi B C#m I’m the problem, it’s me A E B C#m At tea time, everybody agrees A E B I’ll stare directly at the sun C#m But never in the mirror A E It must be exhausting B C#m Always rooting for the anti-hero A E B I have this dream my daughter-in-law C#m kills me for the money A E She thinks I left them in B C#m the will A E B The family gathers around and reads C#m it and someone screams out A E “She’s laughing up at us B C#m from hell!” A E It’s me, hi, B C#m I’m the problem, it’s me A E It’s me, hi B C#m I’m the problem, it’s me A E B C#m It’s me, hi, everybody agrees A E B C#m Everybody agrees… A E It’s me, hi B C#m I’m the problem, it’s me A E B C#m At tea time, everybody agrees A E B I’ll stare directly at the sun C#m But never in the mirror A E It must be exhausting B C#m Always rooting for the anti-hero